Category Archives: Humor

That’s Right! (And much, much more…)

More than 40 years ago, when I was bucking the odds and trying to break into radio, I’d been in touch with a radio station in Palm Springs.  The man who would eventually hire me and give me the opportunity … Continue reading

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I Gotta Come Clean

I can’t carry this guilt any longer.  Sleepless nights and this gnawing in the back of my mind are becoming unbearable.  I realize only one of us is truly authorized to do this, but I ask you, my dear extended … Continue reading

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My Career as a Spy

I’ve had many jobs in my life.  I’ve written about many and my bio explains that in more detail.  But I’ve never told anyone about my disastrous adventure as a secret agent.  And, as you may surmise, those days were … Continue reading

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An Old Saying

There’s an old saying that goes… That’s how they’re usually referenced.  I feel safe in saying that most of us have a favorite saying or two.  Their origins can date back centuries or, in these days of the meme, they … Continue reading

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Thanos Was Right

My youngest son drags— I mean takes me to see the Marvel Superhero movies.  There were more than 20 of them.  I finally made it through the final installment, Avengers, End Game.  If you haven’t seen any of them, especially … Continue reading

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Taking Notes

I realize that, as the months speed by like days, some of my faculties are becoming… diminished?  Is that the correct word?  Diminished?  Downgraded?  Lessened?  Reduced?  Perhaps so-far-gone-it’s-as-if-they-never-existed would be a better choice.  Perhaps many of us who are of … Continue reading

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Perhaps it Wasn’t as Good as I Thought

I can make a few meals. And some of them are pretty good. For the most part, I can follow a recipe; though I’ve been accused of being somewhat relaxed in my adherence to the listed measurements. To me, they’re … Continue reading

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The Hardest Job I Ever Had

If I can dust off the cobwebs from inside my cranium, I can almost remember my first job back when I was 15-years-old.  My father orchestrated the whole thing.  It was a simple, part-time job on Saturday and Sunday mornings.  … Continue reading

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Use Only As Directed

In my early radio days, many (many, many, many) years ago, our AM station changed formats to TalkRadio.  Since I was Program Director, I was invited to join the TalkRadio Affiliates Board.  We were supposedly

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It Already Hurts

I recently attended my high school reunion.  Looking back over the decades, I became aware of how different life was then.  The differences in my priorities between then and now were quite striking. Back then our topic of conversation, for … Continue reading

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Blame it on the Corndog

Recently I was out running errands with a friend.  When time came for a lunch break, she suggested Der Wienerschnitzel.  I can’t remember the last time I’d been to a Der Wienerschnitzel!   I ordered a few mustard dogs with pickle … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Said

With the arrival of my second granddaughter, I find myself thinking that, perhaps, I shouldn’t be allowed to be a grandparent.  Of course, this doesn’t mean I don’t want to be a grandparent.  Again.  Because being a grandparent is the … Continue reading

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Crappy Poetry

My roommate is a university student.  She’s an English Major with a Creative Writing Minor.  One of her classes this quarter was Poetry, and a recent assignment was to write ten titles that you couldn’t imagine could be turned into … Continue reading

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Nearly the Best Morning of My Life

For six decades I lived my life as one in which the bad times overshadowed the good.  But now, reclining in the overstuffed warmth of a more gentle and accepting perspective, I like to allow what’s left of my mind … Continue reading

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My Mother’s Words

The older I get, the more my mother’s admonitions and/or words of advice—to my younger self—seem to come back to me.  Some I remember with a gentle smile while others reverberate through my skull as if I were standing under … Continue reading

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It’s a Generational Thing

There’s an old axiom that some people can learn from seeing another make mistakes while others just have to pee on the electric fence.  I’m sure that the vast majority of parents would like to impart the experiences of their … Continue reading

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Instant Karma Came to Get Me

This event takes place in the previous millennium.  It was back in my early “radio days.”  Back then, I lived in the Coachella Valley, which is well-known for its beautiful winter weather. One week each January, the Bob Hope Desert … Continue reading

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Intellectual Brilliance

This story is all about what a genius I am. According to a 2005 article at Wilderdom.com, back in the late 1800’s, a guy named Francis Galton came up with the idea of being able to quantify intelligence.  In the … Continue reading

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Is Evility a Word?

Basically, I’m an evil person.  I have no doubt. Somewhere in my chromosomic configuration, I have the evil gene.  Or genes.  And how can one live in denial of his genetic structure? I realize that some of my friends and … Continue reading

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What Was She Thinking?

Have you ever watched an event transpiring and said to yourself, “This can’t be happening?”  The first time it happened to me was in the second grade.  And, to this day, I am still amazed at what occurred. Okay.  Let … Continue reading

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